Spicing things up!

Okay, well, this blog will obviously get more exciting once we leave....I may have been told by a particular lesbian tonight that it was a little boring....DAMN YOU JILL!

So, to spice things up, here is a joke that she loves to tell at parties, so now the punch line is ruined :)

This guy gets drunk at a bar and throws up on himself and is all upset about it...
He goes "Aw man, I have to go home to my wife like this, she will kill me!"
Another guy there says to him "this is what I do, I come home with 10 dollars in cash and just say that some guy puked on me at the bar and gave me 10 dollars to get my shirt cleaned"

So he goes home, stumbles in with a twenty dollar bill in his hand .. and his wife goes "What happened!?"
and he goes "This guy threw up on me at the bar and gave me 10 dollars to get my shirt cleaned"
and she responds "Well, why do you have twenty dollars?"
and he goes "He also crapped my pants!"

HA!
:)
Happy end of the week,,,,one last final!